Game 9: The Final Word

Let’s just net this out quickly shall we?

The Ringers are Ice-Gods and all who oppose them eventually feel the warm bath of their sick urine.

And so it was with the over achieving Team Factory. In a bizarre and nearly inexplicable happenstance, Team Factory kept it close for two periods. How in the hell did that happen? Who can tell? Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

But then, as usual, the Ringers woke up in the third and got goals from the Joey and 2 Guys line along with some inventive goaltending from the Wall from Faneuil Hall. The Ringers coasted to a 6 -4 victory. It was all rather anti-climactic and the Ringers were suitably bored by the entire experience.

Said a Team Factory representative “Oh now, listen, you gotta give us credit. We took those guys deep into the third period before we completely caved in, gave up, and accepted out inevitable fate as Ringers’ victims. I’m proud of our guys for standing tall and getting bitch slapped like men. By the way, are these purple socks great or what?”

Next up for our heroes is another death battle with the always tough and usually deficient Wee Bovils.

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