Recap - Game 10 vs. Boll Weevils
Well sports fans we knew the Ringers had talent, and we knew they had phat styles (just check the chart). We knew they could drink beer and wax philosophic about the duality of genius and madness as well as Canadian strip clubs.
But last Wednesday, as our boys gutted out a nail biting 2 – 1 win over the Pizza Weevils, we found out they had heart. Who knew?
A first period goal from X gave the Ringers a lead but brought a wave of constructive criticism from team leader and moral compass, Hatty Todd. In a post game interview, a clearly agitated Todd said
“Oh yeah, nice goal and all but afterwards he really disappointed the entire bench and Ringer Nation as a whole. He just put his stick over his head. That was it. I mean, if you score a goal like that, you gotta ride the pony, boy! RIDE IT!.”
The Ringers and Weevils traded goals in the second. And while the Weevils threw everything they had at our heroes, well, they came up short as the Ringers stood tall and skated off with a 2-1 win.
Said a Pizza Weevil spokesperson “We hate those guys. The worst part is a few of us have had to get second jobs to pay for the beer we buy them. Oh yeah, speaking of, next week we’re having a bake sale to raise Ringer beer money. Do you like carrot cake? You should come by.”
Next on the Ringer agenda is a meeting with the Enforcers. Watch this channel for updates and recaps.
But last Wednesday, as our boys gutted out a nail biting 2 – 1 win over the Pizza Weevils, we found out they had heart. Who knew?
A first period goal from X gave the Ringers a lead but brought a wave of constructive criticism from team leader and moral compass, Hatty Todd. In a post game interview, a clearly agitated Todd said
“Oh yeah, nice goal and all but afterwards he really disappointed the entire bench and Ringer Nation as a whole. He just put his stick over his head. That was it. I mean, if you score a goal like that, you gotta ride the pony, boy! RIDE IT!.”
The Ringers and Weevils traded goals in the second. And while the Weevils threw everything they had at our heroes, well, they came up short as the Ringers stood tall and skated off with a 2-1 win.
Said a Pizza Weevil spokesperson “We hate those guys. The worst part is a few of us have had to get second jobs to pay for the beer we buy them. Oh yeah, speaking of, next week we’re having a bake sale to raise Ringer beer money. Do you like carrot cake? You should come by.”
Next on the Ringer agenda is a meeting with the Enforcers. Watch this channel for updates and recaps.
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